Like those idiotic chain letters giving you advice.

Dear Life,

Your sense of cruel cruel irony is not something I find amusing. You're quite a bitch, in fact. So thanks for the slap in the face that is, I'm sure, only the beginning of what's to come. Because it hasn't even fully hit me yet. Or perhaps I'm holding it all under a magnifying glass.

So set fire already.

I don't like being the girl who should've could've would've in all those ridiculous emails.

--Lauren

[what was ... what will be]